2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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thatfunnyblog:

Looking at your grades at the end of the year like

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haemus:

U kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

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under-thedorktree:

same tina

under-thedorktree:

same tina

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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jadethefirefox:

I am drinking green tea out of a bunny cup my darling gave to me. I AM IN PURE BLISS RIGHT NOW!

Yaaaaaas drink the buns! *pap pap pap*

This was full of so much pleasing ^^

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