when u try to tell ur friends a pun
For the daydreamers.
|10-year-old me:||Wow idk that's a lot of money|
|15-year-old me:||Kickass, that's so cheap|
|20-year-old me:||Wow idk that's a lot of money|
|Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid:||Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever|
|Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult:||YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER|
|me:||i am actually so happy with my life right now for once|
|next day:||*everything fucks up*|
The actions of 19 Islamic extremists on 9/11 left an indelible mark on America. Today, millions pause to commemorate the attacks’ 13th anniversary, to honor the victims and to remember that all life is special and sacred. But there’s an untold story amid the many speeches and moments of silence — one filled with a different kind of pain, grief and strong sense of loss.
|me making decisions in video games:||*thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*|
|me making decisions in real life:||well what's the worse that could happen|
With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to herWhat in the hell is Lorde doing?
OH MY GOD
Jordin looks like one of them hostages who have to pretend everything’s okay